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Finally. Someone to do the thing with.

Procrastimates pairs you with real people (or AI) to tackle the life admin you keep putting off. Taxes, closet cleanouts, meal prep — less painful with a partner.

Free early access. No spam. We procrastinate on emails too.

You're in, bestie. We'll text when it's go time.

You know what you need to do.
You're just not doing it.

It's not laziness. It's the loneliness of staring down a to-do list with zero backup.

Sunday scaries, but make it chores

That pile of laundry has been staring at you since last Tuesday. You both know what's up.

Executive dysfunction is real

You know what you need to do. You even want to do it. Your brain just... won't start the car.

Zero external accountability

Work has standups and deadlines. Your personal to-do list has vibes and broken promises.

Doom-scrolling > doing dishes

Your phone is more interesting than folding fitted sheets. (Honestly, what isn't?)

"I could only force myself to clean out my closet when my mom was here visiting. Just her sitting there, not even doing anything — just keeping me company — made me actually want to do it."
— The moment that started all of this

Four steps. That's it.

01

Drop your task

"Meal prep Sunday, 10am" — name it, time it, vibe-check it.

02

Get matched

Our AI pairs you with someone who gets it — based on energy, task type, and schedule.

03

Do the thing

Hop on together — camera on, off, or just audio. Check in, power through, repeat.

04

Celebrate (you earned it)

Mark it done. Follow your fave partners. Book the next one while you're feeling good.

Not another productivity app.

We're not here to optimize your morning routine. We're here for the stuff you've been avoiding for three weeks.

AI

AI Procrastimate

3am closet cleanout and no one's around? Your AI buddy checks in, hypes you up, and keeps you on task. No judgment, just vibes.

AI

Smart matching

Not just "who's free" — who actually helps you finish things. We learn your patterns and pair you with people who work.

AI

Task breakdown

"Clean apartment" is not a task, it's a threat. We break it into steps so small your brain can't say no.

Social

Build your crew

Follow people you vibe with. Build your accountability squad. Turn strangers into the friends who won't let you flake.

Social

Your rules

30-min sprint or 3-hour marathon. 1:1 or small group. Camera on or off. Introvert-friendly by design.

Safe

Safe by default

AI moderation keeps it chill. No video recordings saved. One-tap reporting. Zero tolerance for weirdness.

Don't take our word for it.

73%
of us regularly procrastinate on personal tasks
(we see you)
more likely to finish with an accountability partner
(science said it, not us)
95%
completion rate with a scheduled accountability session
(imagine that)

Ready to stop
putting it off?

Join the waitlist. Be the first to get a procrastimate. Your to-do list will finally stop haunting you.

Free early access. No spam. Pinky promise.